Fuck Juan Pollo
"While Pollo Loco may have begun the idea, the owners of Juan Pollo have perfected it." - Peg Rahn, Restaurant Writer for the San Gabriel Valley Tribune
Oops! Juan Pollo just wrote a check with his mouth that his ass can't cash at the ass-bank. By the way, Peg Rahn? More like Peg Wrong! She's not off the hook. She's a stinky, evil Jezebel with no friends. Peg Rahn tried to make out with El Caliente once and he said, "No way, jerk!" and she never got over it. Juan Pollo is the worst place ever, bar none. If you took how bad Koo Koo Roo sucks and multiplied it by the biggest number in the world, twenty-four, you would almost get something half as shitty as Juan Pollo. Juan Pollo has never done anything with his life except be worse than El Caliente and serve chicken that's not as good as El Pollo Loco. Fuck Juan Pollo; I hate you so much.
If Juan Pollo played in the XFL, his jersey would say, "Everyone Hate Me," only Juan Pollo wouldn't be allowed to play on account of how he throws like a seven-year-old lesbian.