Monday, April 18, 2005

Fuck Juan Pollo

Juan Pollo, you fucked up. For those of you that don't know about Juan Pollo, let me just say this: Juan Pollo sucks. It's the worst "restaurant" on Earth. It's like eating hot garbage. Check out what they had the stones to post on their site:

"While Pollo Loco may have begun the idea, the owners of Juan Pollo have perfected it." - Peg Rahn, Restaurant Writer for the San Gabriel Valley Tribune

Oops! Juan Pollo just wrote a check with his mouth that his ass can't cash at the ass-bank. By the way, Peg Rahn? More like Peg Wrong! She's not off the hook. She's a stinky, evil Jezebel with no friends. Peg Rahn tried to make out with El Caliente once and he said, "No way, jerk!" and she never got over it. Juan Pollo is the worst place ever, bar none. If you took how bad Koo Koo Roo sucks and multiplied it by the biggest number in the world, twenty-four, you would almost get something half as shitty as Juan Pollo. Juan Pollo has never done anything with his life except be worse than El Caliente and serve chicken that's not as good as El Pollo Loco. Fuck Juan Pollo; I hate you so much.

If Juan Pollo played in the XFL, his jersey would say, "Everyone Hate Me," only Juan Pollo wouldn't be allowed to play on account of how he throws like a seven-year-old lesbian.

51 Comments:

Blogger Sylvana said...

I'm with you. I prefer not to eat hot garbage.

7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BY THE WAY,THE FOUNDER OF JUAN POLLO IS JAPANESE,WHAT DO THE JAPANESE KNOW ABOUT REAL MEXICAN ROTISERIE CHICKEN.SOUNDS LIKE SOUR GRAPES FROM PEARL HARBOUR.JAPANESE SHOULD STICK TO WHAT THEY KNOW BEST,CHICKEN CHOW MEIN!!!!!!

10:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BY THE WAY, THE GUYS NAME IS ALBERT OKURA AND THIS JAPANESE MAN CLAIMS TO BE THE NEW MEXICAN KING OF ROTISERIE CHICKEN.

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

MY FRIEND WORKS AT JUAN POLLO
I LOVE IT BE CAUSE ITS FREE!!!
SO FUCK YOU ALL!!!!

3:06 PM  
Anonymous hurricane katrina said...

New orleans pollo is the best, since it got flooded with waste, caca, oil chemical, and bloated bodies. this is the best

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why dont you all grow up.God made us all different for a reason!!!!!!!!!!

5:33 PM  
Anonymous lora said...

taste the chicken, not the flame -loser! El Calente is a sad hispanic version of Fabio!

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Juan Pollo Sr. said...

Sorry to break the bad news but your big brother is only an Actor so that makes you Illegitimate!

8:44 AM  
Anonymous anna said...

haha i would have to go with "lora" a sad hispanic version of fabio

7:05 PM  
Anonymous .. said...

umm u say ur a true mexican and balh blah blah well el pollo loco is a sad excuse for a a true mexican restruant so i dk wat ur bragging about

7:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Juan Pollo Chicken is super good, ur just hating

9:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sylvana u and el calienter look like hot garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
juan pollo is the best chicken ever
and to me it even better cause i own a couple of them and im richhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
and mexicam so haha

5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FUCK EL POLLO LOCO, JUAN POLLO IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!

1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY WHO EVER PUT THIS UP TO TELL PEOPLE HOW MUCH THEY HATE JUAN POLLO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE. SOMETHING HAD TO HAD HAPPEN TO YOUR STINCHI ASS TO MAKE YOU DO THIS!!!! WHAT DID THEY NOT GIVE YOU A FREE CHICKEN? DO YOU OWN A POLLO LOCO AND HAVE TO DO THIS SORT OF SHIT TO GET BUSINESS RUNNING IN YOUR PLACE?............... YEAH THE FOUNDER IS JAPANESE WE CALL HIM EL CHINO AND WHAT? MEXICANS RUN THE PLACE SO STOP BEING A JERK AND DONT WORRY ABOUT WHERE OTHER PEOPLE EAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I EAT THE CRAZY POLLO AT LEAST THREE TIMES A MONTH,BUT I PREFER JOHN POLLO.WE NEED JOHN POLLO HERE IN THE SAN FERNANDO VALLEY.WHOS MARKETING THIS COMPANY ANY WAY?DONT FORGET US HERE IN THE VALLEY ON THE WEST SIDE...........

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys are fucking retarded!! Juan Pollo fucks up that shitty-ass extra dry piece of shit that Pollo Loco calls "chicken." Juan Pollo is the best chicken out there... so fuck Pollo Loco you stupid ass mother fuckers... you don't know what you're talking about.

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just had Juan Pollo for lunch and it is by far better than El Pollo Loco.......and I'm niether Mexican or Japanese.

12:11 PM  
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3:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your just jealous that a Japanese man can make better Mexican food than the Mexicans...LOL....grow up people. This guy is just doing something that you cant do.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous manuel g said...

Its a sad thing when some one who claims to be associated with "Pollo Loco" can make such a statement. Then comes the garbage about other companies for good measure. Well lets see this for what it is. I have eaten at Juan Pollo many times since it first opened in Covina Ca. 1984 It has allways been good and flavorful. Any chain with substancial growth will have quality issues. But when growth and profit over shadows quality then the higher ups really don't feel it. They just make more money selling more franchises. the question remains who to maintain quality and growth with a level of quality that works for both parties. The patrons and the franchise owner. And as for some stupid child or man to say that a person of japanese ancestry shouldn't sell mexican style chicken should look at the fact that on the corner of vermont and Olympic blvd in Los Angeles Ca. Any of the (real hispanic) patrons that don't even speak english won't or don't prefer to eat Pollo Loco chicken. and this is the fact that "el calientes brother" is supposedly the main man or even owned by a hispanic. If that is the case take a lesson from a japanese man, and get with the quality because after 5 bad meals from varios Pollo Locos they are the ones who have gone straight down the toilet. So go to Juan Pollo where a japanese man can do a better job than a hispanic at the mex chicken game!!!!!!!!

4:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i cant say one is better then the other but ill point out what i like from each...

puan pollo - the chicken is awesome,great potatoe salad,rice is fairly decent..

koo koo roo - nice chicken caesar salad......

kfc - dont care for the chicken at all but the side orders are top notch on my list.

pollo loco- they have some great chicken burritos ie. the ultimate grilled and twice grilled burritos.

all in all juan pollo is the better of those 3.

11:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU GUYS ARE BUNCH OF FUCK HEADS!!! JUAN POLLO IS THE SHIT WHO GIVES A SHIT IF A JAPANESE GUY IS THE OWNER, AT LEAST HE KNOWS WHAT KIND OF FOOD SELLS THE BEST.. MEXICAN FOOD!!! DUMB ASSES!!!!

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't matter what culture the owner is anyway. I personnally don't mind juan pollo, though I don't think it is the best. As far as a japanese owner, it makes not difference. I have been to many asian fast food restuarants run by hispanics and makes know difference, as long as the person can cook. Some people have realize we are come from the same race anyway (human race), we are just have difference cultures and languages and there the differences are what make people individuals and we should be able come together as people. My attitude is treat people as you would wanted to be treated as a human. As far as Juan Pollo, Panda Express, or other resutrants, I intend to eat there.

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the Cartoon Character Of Li'l Pollito (The Cute Baby Chicken That Is above the enterance doorway at the Juan Pollo in San Bernardino ROCKS!
Who created it?

5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you for the publicity about me as the owner and founder of Juan Pollo Restaurants. Unfortunately for the gossips, I am not a foreigner but a red blooded American born and raised in So. California.
My ancestors came to California over 110 years ago.(was Calif. a state then?) I wish I was from Japan because I would probably be smarter and be more computer literate to set up my own blog to gain more publicity for Juan Pollo.
I went into the restaurant business because I was not smart enough for college as most Americans of Japanese descent.
By the way, there are over 20 different owners of the individual Juan Pollos that are Hispanic and started out as my hourly employees.
I was smart enough to promote from within.
I have to sign in as anonymous because I don't have and e-mail address. I do know our website is www.juanpollo.com. Albert Okura

6:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMFAO! You all are stupid. Thanks for the laugh. I was having a shitty day then I came across this. I can't believe people would waste this much time fighting over who has the better chicken.

Ya'll are retarded. Funny, but retarded.....Anonymous....out.

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALBERT OKURA IS A ASSHOLE AND A PENNY CLINCHING MOTHER FUCKER WHO BENEFIT OFF HARD WORKING MEXICANS, THE GOOD THING IS THIS MEXICANS ARE TIRED OF HIM AND HIS STUPID ATTITUDE SO FUCK YOU ALBERT AND YOUR JUAN POLLO, MEXICANS ARE TAKING OVER AND RIPPING YOU OFF HA HA HA LETS SEE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH

3:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon guys... You all know that Boston Market has some kick as chicken... LOL...

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FORGET BOSTON MARKET I MISS KENNY ROGERS! THAT WAS GOOD COUNTRY CHICKEN DONE RIGHT! AND WITH THE GOLDEN CORN & SWEET CORN BREAD WITH HONEY & BUTTER. AHH THE GOOD OLD DAYS... I LIKE JUAN POLLO WAY BETTER. SORRY I CAN'T EAT YELLO CHICKEN. THAT COLOR IS SO SICK! YUK!

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Juan Pollo is the best tasting chicken by far! I'll take rotisserie over Pollo Loco's paited and "flame" broiled garbage anyday. That's right, I said painted. They dye their chicken yello people. It's disgusting and I'm not making this up. Ask anybody who's worked there. Also, Pollo Loco has given me food poisoning from 2 different restaurants! Great food? Sure, if you like to eat it twice!! Juan Pollo may be owned by a Japanese-American, but at least he knows how to run a great restaurant! Maybe that's why the potato salad is so good!

F Pollo Loco.
Signed,
Your mom.

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck el Pollo Loco Nigga...Jaun Pollo is way fuckin better ya bitch ass motherfucker. This is some bullshit

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear that Albert Okura wrote the book on chicken. As a matter a fact the book is due out this year 2012 check out juanpollo.com

Watch out juan Pollo is doing big things now. I also heard that he struck a Gold Deposit in the old town that he purchased in 2005. Thats where he is getting his money to flip El Pollo Loco like a pancake.

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